I quit my job as a butler in a stately home because of the rudeness of the owner. I didn't like being spoken to in that manor. (View Post)

No. I'll change the settings back. When Vanilla does an update sometimes it changes the defaults. (View Post)

I've updated the settings again. Photos should appear normal sized again. It appears a couple of posters have repeatedly broken the one photo per day rule. @Isam and @Malmesbury can you confirm … (View Post)

God, I hate this Labour MP, he makes me look bad, particularly as my major achievement on Christmas Day was making a trifle. None of you understand the pressure/disappointment of Pakistani heritage p… (View Post)

If I became the country's first directly elected dictator I would introduce chav hunting with hounds. Everyone wins. (View Post)