A football journalist Tweeted this. So how do you stop France? This was the reply. 1346: longbows 1356: rear attack 1415: longbows 1495: plague, a pope, and supply lines 1525: their own stupidity 167… (View Post)

Yeah, it's too hot to focus on that bell end. He's reminding us all why he lost the by-election with his BNP rhetoric. (View Post)

Nicola Sturgeon. Went from 6 MPs to 56 MPs although she probably didn't notice given her attention to detail. (View Post)

Q: What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A: A pool table (View Post)

An interesting three-bedroom house went up for sale in Salisbury last week. With by all accounts normal interiors, it was a bargain at just £114,000. And there’s a small note on the listing that read… (View Post)