My colleagues are twats, nearly half of them ordered Hawaiian pizzas because I am paying for the food and drinks this afternoon. (View Post)

I’ve been day drinking with my colleagues as we prepare for our Christmas party tonight. (View Post)

You know who else was a Lib Dem entryist who fucked the Tories so badly from which they may never recover'? (View Post)

Because nobody has spotted/acknowledged the brilliantly subtle pun in the headline I have decided to give up subtlety as one of my new year's resolutions. (View Post)

My brain is too tired this evening to even think about that. Out of office message is on until the 7th of January, life's pretty good right now. (View Post)