Granny’s had big increases in her pension over the last few years, granny should stop moaning. (View Post)

He is an Arsenal season ticket holder for years. The issue is he cannot use his normal seat because of the plethora of armed coppers that travel with him. (View Post)

That was a one off, I was thinking about repeated visits/interventions. Boris Johnson would have insisted on a televised debate with Alex Salmond. (View Post)

He had to, it was the prosecution of a sitting cabinet minister. (View Post)

I put the words 'Marshal' and 'Wade' in the same sentence on a thread about Scotland/seditious Scots. My genius is unparalleled (View Post)