Given the utter shiteness of my tips in this by-election I am in fact John Swinney. However if anyone mentions those tips again I will deploy the Farage photo. (View Post)

My friends quote Robert Picard to me 'I always thought you needed a little humiliation. Or was it humility? Either would do.' (View Post)

As a frequent wearer of brown shoes/loafers I can confirm they do look orange under certain lighting conditions. I also had a brown suit that under disco lights looked orange, I learned this at a wed… (View Post)

It is possible to lose your deposit and win a by-election. 25 candidates all polling circa 4%. (View Post)

I hope you all read point 6 in the header. (View Post)