I saw this and cringed so hard my feet shrank by four sizes. https://x.com/RobertJenrick/status/1989396440939131338 (View Post)

I am shocked to learn he was also educated at the University of Oxford, what an utter bounder. (View Post)

"I would sleep in my own bed, except it's being used to bring shame to my family. And the memory of Gene Roddenberry". (View Post)

I’ve told all of those jokes, and worse. When dial up internet was a thing, I spent 2 days downloading a film called ‘Bald and barely legal’, imagine my horror when it turned out to be a film about t… (View Post)

I've seen him live dozens and dozens of times. Pro tip, if you ever go see him live do not heckle or engage with him, he will rip the piss out of you, and if you're really lucky, you'll make it onto … (View Post)