Could be worse. Imagine sharing a name with Donald. (View Post)

Pro tip. Avoid dislocating any body part. (View Post)

Looks like it, I swore like a Glaswegian with Tourette's when I dislocated my finger (and even more so when they put it back in) so I cannot imagine how much pain he must be in right now. (View Post)

I've been going through a messy divorce, and bumped into my soon-to-be ex-wife at a party recently. We started arguing about who should get the kids, I got angry and threw a trifle over her. So she g… (View Post)

Oh God, please don’t let anything happen to Endgame, he was the star of the last season. (View Post)