Go to A&E. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/nosebleed/ (View Post)

So you were thinking about rear ending your girlfriend and mistakenly rear ended somebody else. Have I understood that correctly? (View Post)

Would you like a nice photograph of Nigel Farage? That usually attracts a lot of comments. (View Post)

I've been driving for over 30 years and not a single fault accident, I am the best. (View Post)

I am a huge fan of Jimmy Carr, I've been to his live shows dozens of times, yet people still heckle him, his responses are a thing of beauty. He said he learned a lot about the human condition f… (View Post)