"I would sleep in my own bed, except it's being used to bring shame to my family. And the memory of Gene Roddenberry". (View Post)

I’ve told all of those jokes, and worse. When dial up internet was a thing, I spent 2 days downloading a film called ‘Bald and barely legal’, imagine my horror when it turned out to be a film about t… (View Post)

I've seen him live dozens and dozens of times. Pro tip, if you ever go see him live do not heckle or engage with him, he will rip the piss out of you, and if you're really lucky, you'll make it onto … (View Post)

It's all the fault of fantasy football and Opta where assists are nearly as important as who scored the goal. I still remember Raheem Sterling pointing out how the media cover young white players buy… (View Post)

Oh God, my father is going to be calling them names for the next five days. (View Post)