I refer you to a maxim that has served me well in life. ‘Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhoea correctly on the first attempt.’ (View Post)

Metaphorical kittens. I am good at doing the unpleasant stuff that other people struggle to do on ethical/moral/squeamish grounds. (View Post)

A competent government helps us all, I am not one of those traitors who wants to see the UK struggle. (View Post)

I love cats and cats love me. (View Post)

I was told about a decade ago there were two jobs that were perfect for me (well three). 1) Government Chief Whip, my mixture of humour and threats would be brilliant for the role, plus I am very goo… (View Post)