The only baddie in the story is God. Knocks up a woman without her consent, then considering his power, makes her give birth to his kid in a donkey sanctuary. Joseph & His Amazing Technicolour Dr… (View Post)

Eng in Aus since 2013 Or: How I Learned to Stop Hoping and Realise We’ll Never Win a Match There Again Played: 18* Lost: 15* Smallest defeats: by 120 runs or by 8 wkts (3 times) Innings defeats: 3 (o… (View Post)

Regretfully it was more competitive than the Ashes. (View Post)

I am so glad PB doesn't engage in clcikbait headlines and only uses factual headlines. (View Post)

My colleagues are twats, nearly half of them ordered Hawaiian pizzas because I am paying for the food and drinks this afternoon. (View Post)