There's always a Tweet. I have never taken part in a coup against any Leader of the Labour Party and I am not going to start now. 2/3 https://x.com/AndyBurnhamGM/status/747036912641318912 (View Post)

I've stroked Larry the Cat. He's a bit of an arsehole at times. I once saw him see a mouse, and he just started playing on his back. (View Post)

The Telegraph produces great comedy, who can forget the cyclist doing 50mph. (View Post)

For that alone, he needs to be given a peerage. (View Post)

IIRC John stonehouse holds the record at 7 and a half years. (View Post)