Ask them 'Do you know the difference between a prawn cocktail sandwich and a blowjob? No, do you fancy going on a picnic with me?' (View Post)

How can you doubt the wisdom of Leondamus? The man who, inter alia, predicted Liz Truss would surprise on the upside? (View Post)

I did. I called 999 for Liz Savile Roberts because she got burned. (View Post)

I prefer the period when we had Law Lords, a bit like Time Lords. (View Post)

Time to extend the powers of the Judicial Committee of the Privy Council to the United Kingdom. (View Post)