A bit of rope walks into a bar, the barman say: “Are you a bit of rope? We don’t serve rope here” The rope replies: “No I’m afraid not.” (View Post)

I've always said it was to the UK and Argentina's immense credit that they set up a Red Cross Box during the Falklands War. Both sides transferred wounded sailors/troops and supplies to ens… (View Post)

If I ever own a race horse then I would call it ‘My face’. (View Post)

7. Brothers in arms, so far away, sultans of swing(ometers), money for nothing, walk of life, Romeo & Juliet, tunnel of love. Edit - 8 including the headline. (View Post)

I was taken on a tour of an Armitage Shanks factory over the week by an ex army chap. Unbeknownst to me they just had a huge order for toilets from Whipsnade. I pointed to the multitude of crates and… (View Post)