Nah, not that loser, he was so successful with women he used to hire hookers, which he boasted about on here. (View Post)

I tell you what freaks you out the first time. When your girlfriend's age is closer to the age of your kids than your age. (View Post)

Yup, the Scots love me. (View Post)

Testify. New PB rule. You slag off Britain you're getting exiled to ConHome for five years. (View Post)

As a student I couldn't process the fact my teacher said British casualties on the first day numbered 57,000. To some extent I still cannot. (View Post)