I wasn’t sure how my girlfriend would react when I replaced our bed with a trampoline… Turns out she hit the roof. (View Post)

He's not familiar with some of my (failed) relationships. (View Post)

Subtle. (View Post)

From somebody with 5,000 Twitter followers, I think we need a link to a reputable news source. (View Post)

I wanted an early night. I have a meeting tomorrow morning at 8am. At 9am I need to sack the person who scheduled the 8am meeting. (View Post)