Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's seen as the light of the world. When I do it I'm 'a perv who is making the staff Christmas party awkward.' (View Post)

I see people are talking about the grooming story again. As I am busy for most of the week, I’ve changed the spam trap settings so if people mention it on here, it’s an automatic ban, perhaps that wi… (View Post)

Do you know the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Donald Trump’s never had a lentil on his face. (View Post)

Pah, I’ve watched porn on my work laptop, in front of colleagues. Okay, we were viewing what an employee had viewed on his laptop before we decided to terminate him or not. (View Post)

It finished him off. It was so vanilla it put me into a diabetic coma. (View Post)