As the old joke goes, Boris Johnson spends £520 on his haircut. £20 to have his hair cut. Then £500 to pay a farmer to drag him through some hedgerows for an hour. (View Post)

Only because he was following Ken Clarke's spending plans. (View Post)

THE GROOMING STORY IS STILL OFF LIMITS. AS I AM ON HOLIDAY, THE SPAM TRAP WILL NOW AUTOMATICALLY BAN YOU. DON'T RUIN MY HOLIDAY. (View Post)

I told him the other day Chat GPT recommended a ban of 88 days. (View Post)

THE GROOMING STORY IS STILL OFF LIMITS. AS I AM ON HOLIDAY, THE SPAM TRAP WILL NOW AUTOMATICALLY BAN YOU. DON'T RUIN MY HOLIDAY. (View Post)