Lucky you. I absolutely got bodied my eldest son recently. He's doing his exams and we were talking about his future, and I told him his grandparents might want him to have an arranged marriage,… (View Post)

Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Donald Trump's never had a lentil on his face. (View Post)

This performance by England reminds of the early years of Jürgen Klopp at Liverpool. Absolutely insane attacking football yet you could drive a coach and horses through our defence at times. (View Post)

Did you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad you're alive? I did. Can’t fly with QANTAS any more though. (View Post)

Chortle. Ben Shapiro: "This MOU appears to be a disaster that does not achieve any of the signal goals that were set by the administration at the beginning ... in my opinion the vice president, … (View Post)