I'm instinctively opposed to PR, I don't actually think it fixes anything, fundamentally. Our parliamentary system just isn't built like that. I'm also far from convinced that cam… (View Post)

That's like saying you're against vegetarianism because Hitler was vegetarian... (View Post)

Like what I had a vasectomy and a few days later my eldest "accidentally" kicked me in the nuts. I developed a haematoma the size of an orange. All the docs in A&E wanted a gander... (View Post)

Ha! If musicality is what you’re looking for, perhaps Eurovision is the wrong choice. But as a piece of eurotrash pop, it was a banger (View Post)

Taking notes last night (as one does) I simply wrote “Eurovision!” next to Bulgaria and my wife wrote “winner”. Head and shoulders above the rest. (View Post)