Honolulu is further away from Washington DC than London is... (View Post)

[sigh] It was a "Gladiator" (original and best) reference! "Ancient history never was my strong point, Cassius, but didn't the Barbarians lose the Battle of Carthage?" (View Post)

Ancient history never was my strong point, but didn't Napoleon lose the Battle of Waterloo? (View Post)

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?? (View Post)

Good Moaning! I brung you a massage: The Scrumming Ogles has wrotten another Scattish Undependence Throd! (View Post)