Old habits die hard - Mum always shouts at me when I read PB at the dinner table... (View Post)

"There was me, that is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel, and my three droogs, that is Priti, Govey, and Dom, and we were sitting in the Kensington Milkbar trying to make up our Raaboodocks what to do … (View Post)

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"Humour. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical." (View Post)

"Oh, sir, it was Khan! We picked him up on Ceti Alpha Five... He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds. He made us... say lies... do things. He thought he controlled us, but … (View Post)