Such is life! (View Post)

My pet theory, which is probably completely bollocks, is that it was actually the Iranians wot did it, in revenge for the USS Vincennes shooting down Iran Air 655 over the Gulf in July 1988. (View Post)

Hopefully you won't be summarily executing any horses for failure... (View Post)

Maybe the truth is that it's neither? (View Post)

John Cusack: [while in the surveillance truck] This one's done it all: kidnapping, robbery, murder, extortion. His name is Cyrus Grissom, A.K.A. Cyrus the Virus. Thirty-nine years old, twenty-fi… (View Post)