"I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.... I thought it said "liberate me" - "save me.&… (View Post)

Not Jake Berry??? (View Post)

No, never been to Lille. Done bits of Paris, Brussels, Berlin, Vienna, Geneva (tram), Amsterdam, Rome, and Barcelona. Long distance journeys in Euroland: Pisa to Florence, Rome Airport to Termini, Ch… (View Post)

"With friends like these, who needs Yemenis?" - Boris, 2017. (View Post)

How do you know they're seeking asylum? Most of them come here for the freebies. (View Post)