A few months back, Mum and I were prevented from using the loos at the soft-play next door to Fairlop Waters (the clubhouse having closed early) because of safeguarding ("oh, there might be kids… (View Post)

Did you hear about the robber who broke into the DVLA? He held everyone at gunpoint with a SORN-off shotgun. (View Post)

Dhal, not Dahl! The latter is a Scandi surname! (View Post)

Thanks for that, very interesting! (View Post)

Dickarus. (View Post)