"The LibDems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition." - Boris, 2003. (View Post)

Wicked! I is 'ere in da North Ilford Ghetto! Sunny P. (View Post)

One of the great features of our beautiful English language is that we lack an equivalent to the authoritarian Académie française. (View Post)

"I like to see girls of that... calibre. By "calibre," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... calibre... i… (View Post)

Ancient coastlines, dude. Ancient coastlines surely hold the key. The total amount of land lost at end of the Ice Age due to sea level rise was roughly 25 MILLION sq.km. (10 MILLION sq. miles). How m… (View Post)