"It's gonna be BEAUTIFUL!" (View Post)

"FAKE NEWS from the RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS! It's being knocked down with MY CONSENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" (View Post)

"Oh, Mr Cole, there's just one more thing..." (View Post)

Interesting, though worrying, events in the North Ilford Ghetto around midnight! Had to tell off our newly moved-in neighbours from India for setting Divali fireworks off in the street! Then the peop… (View Post)

"What's that, then, Ted?" (View Post)