The best version of that is the line from the Enver Hoxha speech, ““This year will be harder than last year. However, it will be easier than next year.” I once had a colleague who had that up in thei… (View Post)

Two problems. One potentially soluble, the other one not. The soluble problem is that any incentive scheme is a battle between the assessor and the assessee. In many situations, the people being ince… (View Post)

That sounds horrible. Thank goodness that didn't happen at a national level. Oh. (View Post)

"Last night, I was awoken by three ghosts. That's a beautiful number of ghosts, an awesome number. Sleepy Joe Biden, he was never awoken by any ghosts at all. Sleepy man..." (View Post)

I wonder if the problem wasn't so much what Nigel the Schoolboy might have said/done, as Nigel the Adult's shiftiness. (View Post)