If your pancakes are still on the hob on Wednesday, they'll probably have turned to ash. (View Post)

Better still, Matthew 6:16-18; And whenever you fast, do not look dismal, like the hypocrites, for they disfigure their faces so as to show others that they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have r… (View Post)

Ash crosses are a pretty old tradition. The Church of England's service book puts it back in the middle ages. Keeping them on after the service (e.g. when on telly), rather than washing them off… (View Post)

Neither. (View Post)

On the bright side, there's a vacancy for "PB Putinbot". It's only a Saturday job, but we all have to start somewhere. (View Post)