Is it too late to sally forth with bell ringing puns? (View Post)

The only question that remains is how much of this is an act, and how much is the real man? Not that either prospect is appealing. (View Post)

Going back to the header, anyone who has successfully given medicine to a cat ought to be made Chancellor. If you can persuade/trick a cat into swallowing unpleasant medicine, you might have half a c… (View Post)

That'll mostly be some other bits of populism. We don't want the police wasting time on driving offences, and we definitely don't want cameras... so how are we going to catch an unlice… (View Post)

Oh, is there a sale on? (View Post)