Ahem. And the think about teflon is that it's brilliant until it develops a scratch. Ask anyone who has ever bought a cheap frying pan. (View Post)

I'm sure it's all fine. And if, for some unimaginable reason, it's not fine, there is no way that anyone will discover the not-fine-ness. And if the world turns impossible and it turns out that someo… (View Post)

The phrase the young people used to use until fairly recently was "it was bants". God knows what they say now, I've stopped caring. (View Post)

Oh lordy... did he actually say 'banter'? a) That's code for "I watched The Inbetweeners and didn't get the joke that underpins the whole show." b) That's also code for "I've been caug… (View Post)

That's what's awful about now. Any government tax breaks for Motability were allowing people whose lives broadly suck to have access to cars. Probably the main beneficiaries were the car manufacturer… (View Post)