Today the senile nasty old man said the following insane things Senility mostly reveals, rather than changes, personality. A fundamentally benign old man whose mind was slowing down, an elderly monk … (View Post)

The elegant solution, by which I mean the one that WS Gilbert would come up with, would be for the Nobel Prize Committee to very quickly set up a Nobel World Cup. (View Post)

For some of our friends, it may be too late. (View Post)

Maybe he should stand in the Manchester by-election. I'm sure it would add to the gaiety of the nation. (View Post)

In the olden times, an opposition that built up a lead in the low teens mid-term was doing OK but not well enough to win on the big day. Hence EICWNPM. Until the Trusstershambles, that was what Starm… (View Post)