That's easy. Authentic patriots support Farage. Therefore, if you don't support Farage, you're not an authentic patriot, and shouldn't be voting. (View Post)

The Blackshorts? (It's a reference to Lowe's time as Chairman of Southampton FC, any Wodehouse tropes are purely coincidental. Honest.) There's no way that Lowe and Farage are sitting … (View Post)

Brian? Time to wheel out the 1974 joke; Who governs Britain? Not you. (View Post)

Andy Bunham disgracefully excluded again. (View Post)

'Why not give the gig to Rosindell?' is what's known as a self-answering question. (View Post)