I think Musk and co are more like Terry Pratchett's small gods. Their power and existence is dependent on people believing in them. (View Post)

I had a curry with Ed Tudor Pole (of Crystal Maze, Tenpole Tudor and briefly Sex Pistols fame). I went to see a gig he was doing in Spalding and he was sitting by himself in an Indian restaurant so I… (View Post)

Bah! That's a good anecdote spoilt with clumsy spelling. I of course meant fainted. (View Post)

I accidentally attended Jeremy Thorpe's 80th birthday party. I followed an acquaintance into a room and got caught up in a receiving line to say happy birthday to the poor old boy. I then helped… (View Post)

My suggestions for next year's torching: 'How the British Wool Council Fleeced the Nation' 'The Great Forestry Commission Carve Up' 'Mr Grits Vs the Groceries Code Adjud… (View Post)