To plagarise Dangermouse, my choices would be Puttingham Down, Makenham Cross and Ungainly Manor. (View Post)

Okay how about "Why is the British constitution like a used bottle of ketchup? They're both open source". (View Post)

I have a fear of clowns but I would still expect the law to protect them from abuse and harassment. I'm probably late to this party but why are we talking about the government trying to stop peo… (View Post)

Doing that to a 17th century tile ought to be punishable by the death penalty (View Post)

Isn't the point that he does believe it but doesn't want to say? (View Post)