Has Hodges calmed down over Mandy-Gate yet? (View Post)

My mate's wife once encountered Johnny Depp in the beer isle of Asda, St Austell, which I thought was quite a good one. (View Post)

So that's hopefully cancelled out the Lucy Connolly phenomenon. We can all now move on. (View Post)

Well, that should prevent the Poles from returning and undercutting our plumbers - the solemn, unspoken goal of Brexit. Mission accomplished. (View Post)

I suspect Kirk didn't give a tinker's cuss about Ukraine or know anything about it before Vlad invaded and he had to defend Trump's siding with Russia. (View Post)