Yes, we could be talking King Harold choosing to charge down the beach here. I foresee Britain irreconcilably split after this: on one side the Maccabi-ites - for whom peace, freedom and a tolerance … (View Post)

Has Hodges calmed down over Mandy-Gate yet? (View Post)

My mate's wife once encountered Johnny Depp in the beer isle of Asda, St Austell, which I thought was quite a good one. (View Post)

So that's hopefully cancelled out the Lucy Connolly phenomenon. We can all now move on. (View Post)

Well, that should prevent the Poles from returning and undercutting our plumbers - the solemn, unspoken goal of Brexit. Mission accomplished. (View Post)