That is entirely the fault of the media. Yes it might be interesting if the minister riffed a few ideas, but the journos cannot be trusted with that. (View Post)

Could we inject the ball with hydrogen peroxide or disinfectant? (ducks...) (View Post)

To continue the cricket theme: doing what the other side least want you to do is generally a good tactic. (View Post)

It does suggest a continuation of Labour's urban middle-class obsessions. On the upside, it probably cheered up Boris and Dom. (View Post)

I decided to watch ITV rather than the bimbos on the BBC this morning. Can I just say this: Piers Morgan - what an arse. Thank you. (View Post)