HMQ just flown directly overhead (Forest of Bowland)… mother (87) couldn’t see the plane and asked “is she high”… couldn’t resist replying “well, it has been six days”… (View Post)

Second maybe… Does Cockney rhyming slang get updated to the latest regnal treble? (View Post)

Getting increasingly irritated by @Big_G_NorthWales and his repetitive “..and Starmer would cancel the £400 support”…. Of course he doesn’t add… “… whilst the Conservatives will give you a £400 hando… (View Post)

Apparently, according to Mrs P, and to my great disappointment, it’s not a choice that I will ever have to make… (View Post)

I have been admonished by Mrs P for making what were apparently inappropriate comments on their respective rear ends in tight skirts… (View Post)