We just need Streeting to be sunk by a Miliband-style picture of him munching on a cream cheese bagel and we can finally have the Streeting of Philadelphia headline... (View Post)

Careful - the 'chaos with Ed Miliband' line might have worked last time, but best not to remind voters what happens when you don't choose chaos with Ed (View Post)

This is a seat on the train back to Manchester? (View Post)

I reckon we could turn the royal family into an actual legit reality TV show, enable voting them out (premium lines etc), syndication, action figures, themed stays in the royal premises, maybe auctio… (View Post)

As I walk through the volley of the cabinet's best I take a look at my strength and realize there's not much left 'Cause I've been driftin' and failin' so long that Even… (View Post)