Missed opportunity for "Why does it always Rayner me? (Is it because I didn't pay full stamp duty?)" there, I feel :disappointed: (View Post)

Crikey, if you do that then HYUFD might finally accept you as a real Conservative! (View Post)

It's all gone a bit Craig David... Ange took advice on Monday Took some time to think on Tuesday She was tearing up by Wednesday And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday Resigned on Sunday? (View Post)

I wonder whether he might claim political asylum while here? :lol: (View Post)

When a farmer tries to look after his children, what they actually say is he should be treated more like anyone else with an asset to pass on, rather than as a special case. ETA: There's debate, as w… (View Post)