That's where salami comes from, right? (View Post)

Appropriately for the thread, I believe he simply regenerates periodically, into another similar looking cat. (View Post)

Killing a lot of sacred cows should provide plenty of red meat. (View Post)

One way to sink the assisted dying bill! ETA: It's weird though, right? Voters love taxes on other people and if you're voting, you ain't dead (the odd postal vote excepted) (View Post)

There can't be shortages - they're giving it away! (View Post)