'highly respected ex Tory MP'? Come now, if you're going to spin a yarn, you've got to keep the incidental details plausible! (View Post)

I'd always assumed it was a Dread Pirate Roberts type arrangement. Go into port, change the crew have an election, kick out the PM and staff, switch the cat, no one's any the wiser. (View Post)

Not dogshit. Dogshit starts brown and then goes white-grey over time. The buildings started white-grey and then went brown as the rebar got exposed and started rusting. (View Post)

Norfolk? (View Post)

The buttoned up man is here to stay and he's... Undoing his collar? (View Post)