Best start a new party then. Or go to sleep for a good number of years. (View Post)

Heh, part of me thinks this is just funny, the Conservatives wandering off into the wilderness. Another part of me thinks this is concerning - if Labour don't get their act together then Jenrick… (View Post)

Less well suited to the kind of cook who likes to regularly taste what they are making and then search the cupboards for something to give it that certain... je ne sais quoi, presumably? :wink: (View Post)

Ah, well that's given my argument the Elbow :disappointed: (View Post)

I'm sure it's still possible to pay by phone or watch even in those circs. I'd accept a recent iPhone in good condition as payment up to a few hundred quid at least and an Apple watch … (View Post)