And then wait even longer? The focus on staff numbers is arse about face. Keep the current processes and we probably need more civil servants. Remove some of the pointless process (the stamp sounds l… (View Post)

How to you allocate them to the chips and rice, respectively? (Confused the hell out of me at one of my first canteen lunches when I worked in Cardiff and the lady serving my curry asked whether I wa… (View Post)

Health and safety. Risk of gavel getting caught in wig resulting in serious head or neck injuries or embarrassment. (View Post)

It's probably more what he knows he's going to have to do now on the government payroll! :wink: (Or disappointment with the offered role - "What? Transport? Oh yes, that would be... lovely."… (View Post)

Bloody migrants coming over here and competing with our... umm... sex offenders? (View Post)