Indeed. Just hoping to stir up a bit of Skate v Scummer action. (I used to live in Southampton and work in Portsmouth.) (View Post)

It's an academy, apparently, so hardly 'the state', on any level. If it is as presented, then it's a celebration of academies' freedom to be complete Collymores. One of those stories where I can't he… (View Post)

Great way of increasing defence budget to 5% of GDP. Give MoD 5%, then fine 60% of that back :lol: (View Post)

My mental image of Dagenham might be wrong, but the idea of a 'grass fire' there makes it sound, to me, like some gruesome gangland retribution on an informer :open_mouth: (View Post)

A right punnet of fruity metaphors on here this morning! (View Post)