Yeah, "I'll try to slow down things getting shitter and be nicer and more competent about it" is a harder sell, isn't it? (View Post)

With a hefty sugar tax applied and a layer of mould grown on top? :wink: (View Post)

The BBC has a sleep guide: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c047gr9mgxxo Apparently short naps best for most, although oldies can better get away with a longer snooze and not feel too crap on waki… (View Post)

I'd never realised ducks were so brainwashed/conformist :wink: Anyway, my six year old's hot take is that the 'red team' are going to win because the 'blue team have made thi… (View Post)

Much of it has been Donkey in a Blue Rosette country, to be fair. If Sunak's out then it really is end of days, I'd say. (View Post)