Ah, but the latter is solved by child locks. How do you stop the Sweeney Todds? (Aside: there's a George Ezra song in which he sings the line "You said you needed a haircut, I recommended M… (View Post)

My son just had his best experience at a barbers. Also his first experience, as he's previously had his hair cut with his grandparents (and mum, when hers needs doing) by a mobile hairdresser. H… (View Post)

I trust them to shaft me :wink: (View Post)

First time I've seen the full countdown from Maryam; only seen the middle finger before. Full countdown is even better - it should definitely be considered to replace the current BBC News countd… (View Post)

Sounds like Rishi Sunak: "Disengaged Battlers are focused on the everyday struggle for survival. They have work, but often it is insecure or involves irregular hours." (View Post)