Selebian

Lacks ambition. Buy a load of phones/tablets and string them all up on USB cables for power, displaying one card on each device. For distant relatives/acquaintances it may be acceptable to have multi… (View Post)

The local Evri depot is next to our local Screwfix - I've observed the parcel transfer from lorry to cars there and all I can say is that it's astonishing that anything ever arrives. (View Post)

Need little trackers to see where they enjoy their holidays. I once sent an Ebay parcel to Austria, which enjoyed a nice little holiday in Australia on the way (it disappeared for a couple of weeks a… (View Post)

Fence? You receive a lot of stolen goods by post? :wink: (View Post)

...you're an endoscopist specialising in colonoscopies? (View Post)