@DPJHodges “We won’t send you to jail for avoiding national service”. A genuine headline in a national newspaper in Britain in 2024. And this is not in response to a Labour attack, but the Tories own… (View Post)

@Parody_PM I'd just like to reassure everyone that national service will not apply to kids with rich parents. (View Post)

@dank_ackroyd I don’t call it National Service I call it ‘Nashy Serve’ @MrHarryCole Natty Serves, surely? (View Post)

@RobDotHutton "There's going to be no criminal sanctions," Home Secretary James Cleverly tells Sky News. *BUT* "We are going to compel people to do this." @Samfr Please can a… (View Post)

@BrianSpanner1 Why not fly all 18 year olds to Rwanda for six months? We’ve paid for the accommodation anyway. (View Post)