Allegedly Gaetz was paying for his hookers and blow with Venmo Cash would have been much safer... (View Post)

@theharryshearer The good news for Matt Gaetz: he's now available for more drug-fueled sex parties. (View Post)

@mikeysmith Tenure of Trump appointees must now me measured in reverse Scaramuccis. I make this -6 Mooches. (View Post)

@joshgondelman Attorney General Matt Gaetz has brought down his first and last sex criminal, Attorney General Matt Gaetz. (View Post)

@cathynewman I remember once when I was on the @FTX and he was Deputy Prime Minister he briefed me on something and - in the time-honoured tradition - attributed what he’d said to “friends of” John P… (View Post)